The Rebirth of Textual Narcissism
Ask me about inconsequential shit.
Ask me about inconsequential shit.
Customer enters gabbing on cellular phone
Me: Hi! Did you want to order?
Customer does not remove cellular phone away from ear
Customer: Yeah, I’ll have 2 beef tacos... (speaking into phone) OH NO GIRL! HAHA!! WHAT DID HE SAY?!
Me: Taking this with you or dining in with us?
Customer: I’ll take it to go… (back into phone) UH UNH, I’LL FUCK HIM UP!!!
Me: Can I have your name please?
Customer: R-A-Q-U-E-L (starts fumbling in her bag)
Me: Okay, Raquel. It should be ready in about 5 minutes
Customer pulls out Wal-Mart employee badge with her name on it and taps against it
Customer: Did you get that right?
